RT @autocorrects: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said, “Kindergarten”
RT @autocorrects: I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
I hate tyrants. But I hate liars better. Would it be easier for a tyrant to be absolutely honest than for a liar to treat his people right?
Did anyone’s iMac 27″ LCD ever look burnt with dark smudges &amp; gray blotches up on the upper half and get repaired by Apple? Mine’s the same.
@autocorrects no better than “PASS THE DILDO!”
@autocorrects “Sorry. I didn’t hear you.” “Me either.”
Have to blast Twitter’s captcha that pissed me off forcing me to input those crabbed letters again and again. Much too annoying!
Hello, world! This tweet is to announce that I have resumed irregular updates to Twitter since March 17th, 2012. Hugs.