Jason Shew
Jason Shew
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Experienced TESOL writing and language educationalist, iPhoneographer, and songwriter based in Ontario, Canada.
Jason Shew
Here are all my microposts (namely, status updates). A micropost is usually shorter than a blogpost in length.
I wrote a song titled Paris, Paris 5 or 6 years ago. The song portrays a girl who is going to dump her boyfriend after a chance encounter with a European guy by falsely claiming she simply feels a sudden urge to travel in Paris alone. But her boyfriend is not so easy to fool.
๐ถ Paris, Paris, Paris
๐ถ You say you’re longing to see Paris
๐ถ And also how grandiose Notre Dame is
๐ถ … …
Demo (recorded in June, 2013):
I ate Broadway Burger with my friends.
โ It took around 200 years to build it and just 90 minutes or so to become dilapidated.
โ An iconic spire and precious stained glass: All that could be lost in the Notre Dame blaze
When Parisโs Notre Dame Cathedral was heavily damaged by flames on Monday, much of one of the most famed examples of Gothic architecture โ a building that has seen centuries of history and is a symbol of France โ went up in smoke. …
Hello, everyone. I’m a supreme weirdo. ๐
(image from the Internet)
A three-year-old boy is fondling his own balls while his mother is giving him a bath.
โAre they my brains, ma?โ
โNot just yet, dear.โ
โ What?!
โ Got Talent Global
AGT has never been more dangerous. ๐น๐
Lives are on the line when Judge Cuts begin TUESDAY 8/7c on NBC.
Shot with NOMO Swirly
Vlog: Early Spring
I ate a cinnamon egg BLT bagel, a double cheeseburger, a regular Oreo McFlurry, a chili chicken wrap, and French fries alone.
โ The day just came way sooner than expected…
โ Amazon admits to listening in on and analyzing private conversations and intimate moments through Alexa by Breck Dumas
As the storyline unfolds, the dรฉnouement of Killing Eve will likely tell us a truth hidden throughout these seasons: (everybody is actually) killing (time with) Eve.
As the storyline unfolds, the dรฉnouement of Killing Eve will likely tell us a truth hidden throughout these seasons: (everybody is actually) killing (time with) Eve.
— Jason Shew (@jasonshewiiii) April 12, 2019
I ate handmade dessert (pineapple + melon + Burgundy cherry ice cream) with my friends.
I ate a bowl of homemade udon and sticky rice with chicken with my friends. They were delicious!
I ate the Double Quarter Pound KINGโข meal and apple turnover with soft serve alone. Like Iโm trying all kinds of fast foods these days…
I ate Big Crunch Box alone.
I might as well put up a tent around here …
These colors are to put some chic accents on all the rooms. Hope the BEHR Marquee collection can beat my expectations.
COLOR SCHEME
1F
Default: Statuesque eggshell enamel (MQ3-23U)
Living Room: Statuesque eggshell enamel (MQ3-23U) + Mined Coal eggshell enamel (PPU18-18D)
Kitchen: Bit of Sugar eggshell enamel (PR-W14U)
Stairs: Ceramic Beige satin enamel (MQ3-43I-U, E-M)
North Wall in the corner: Key Largo satin enamel (MQ4-22I-U, E-M)
2F
Default: Ceramic Beige satin enamel (MQ3-43I-U, E-M)
North Walls: Key Largo satin enamel (MQ4-22I-U, E-M)
Bathroom: Bit of Sugar eggshell enamel (PR-W14U)
Bedroom 1: Laguna Blue eggshell enamel (PPU14-18D) + Statuesque eggshell enamel (MQ3-23U)
Bedroom 2: Botanical Green eggshell enamel (PPU11-03D) + Statuesque eggshell enamel (MQ3-23U)
Studio: Torch Red eggshell enamel (MQ4-35D) + Statuesque eggshell enamel (MQ3-23U)
(Yes, I used VSCO to help correct the colors you perceive rather than alter them.)
I ate Quarter Pounder BLT meal alone.
Never believe those saying they don’t work for money.
Money already work for them at their disposal.
I ate rice noodle rolls, Laiwan assorted congee, fried cruller, and curry fish balls with my friends.
The real renovation is beginning…
โ I’d like to share this with you.
โ Why Do So Many Couples Look Alike? Hereโs the Psychology Behind the Weird Phenomenon
In 2016, Olivia Brunner, like millions of Americans, decided to take an at-home DNA test. But Brunner wasnโt motivated by pure curiosity. …
The Apple HomePod is selling for a significantly lower price now. A good sign that 2nd gen is about to roll out? ๐ค
The Apple HomePod is selling for a significantly lower price now. A good sign that 2nd gen is about to roll out? ๐ค
— Jason Shew (@jasonshewiiii) April 5, 2019
